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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The Wonders & Terror of Christmas

Ahhh yes… Christmas is upon us already. You know what that means: holiday decorations and brightly-lit Christmas trees, frenzied shopping to find that elusive perfect present, and adults dressed up as devils threatening to take misbehaving small children to hell.

Yep, it’s the holiday season here in the Czech Republic! ;-)

November flew by in a flash and before I knew it I was plunged into Full Christmas Glory. And WOW what a glory it is here in Prague. When the Czechs do Christmas, they sure don’t hold back. It seemed that almost overnight the Czech capital was transformed into this glowing, glittering Christmas Wonderland. Every street has been dressed up with lights and decorations. Holly and ribbons are everywhere. No streetlamp has been left un-Christmasfied. Whole streets are decked from head-to-toe in long intricate interconnected strings of sparkling white lights. And massive Christmas trees are the centrepiece of every city square. Prague is gorgeous on a regular day, but now it looks like a cross between Disneyland, The North Pole, and a massive department store after a holiday-obsessed interior decorator has ‘gone wild’ and been left to run amok. It’s very pretty, but very much like Christmas On Steroids. You better be in the holiday spirit, cause if not it’s gonna be shoved down your throat anyway!

But, luckily for me, I adore Christmas, and have allowed myself to be swept up in all the holiday hype. Sure the squares may be insanely crowded with shoppers, but there’s something magical about standing at the foot of Winceslas Square, surrounded by two dozen stalls in the Christmas market, and just pausing a moment to take in all the sights and smells. Mulled wine, roasting chestnuts, fresh and warm sweet doughy rolls. Shoppers’ arms laden with presents. Children giddy over the huha of it all (and high on a sugar rush.) A medley of holiday tunes pouring out of every shop. And the glittering dome of the National Museum looking out over it all. Even the scroogiest of Scrooges would have to admit that it’s a pretty sight.

Old Town Square is even more beautiful, with the largest Christmas tree that I have ever seen in my life towering over its own market, and they even have a petting zoo and live theatre for the kids. There’s something about the click clack of horse hooves and carriages on cobblestones, and enormous gothic cathedrals lit up all aglow, that make one feel even more in the spirit. Now, if only there was some snow to give it a white dusting…

The Czechs have some interesting Christmas traditions that are quite different from Canada’s. December 24th is their big day, and also when they have the traditional holiday meal of carp, fish soup, and potato salad. Not quite the turkey-mashed potato-stuffing-candied yams-cranberries-pumpkin and apple pie combo that I’m used to, but it sounds….maybe yummy? Lol

And presents are not brought by Santa Claus and reindeer overnight on Christmas Eve, but rather delivered to each living room by Baby Jesus himself. Don’t ask me how he gets around (flying crib? Levitating diapers? A jet-like manger?) but sometime during dinner he shows up (unseen of course) and after the meal the family gathers and opens up all their presents then.

And then, my favourite Czech Christmas tradition of all, actually takes place on December 5th. This day is called Mikolaus Day, which roughly translates to St. Nicholas Day. They don’t have Santa, but they do have St. Nick, only he comes a bit earlier…and he doesn’t travel alone…

So get this… On the 5th he comes into town to deliver sweets and small presents to kids, but he’s brought two buddies with him. The first is an angel, who asks the children if they’ve been good, and rewards them with a candy if they can recite a poem or sing a song for her. And the second of Mikolaus’ small entourage is the devil himself, interrogating and frightening the children, warning them that if they’ve been bad he’s gonna take them to hell.

Wow! Back when I was a kid the worst that we could expect if we were bad was either no presents at all, or at the very absolute worst a piece of coal in our stockings. Apparently the possibility of finding non-renewable fossil fuels in your holiday stocking is not enough for the Czechs, and they take this ‘good behaviour through bribes and coercion’ a little more seriously! Nothing quite like the threat of a one-way trip to hell to encourage your four-year old to go to bed on time or eat all their veggies at dinner time! ;-)

But the thing is, it’s not just a story that you tell the kids, oh no, they actually dress up and act it out! So, on December 5th, all over town, you can see Mikolaus/angel/devil trios running around chasing/enticing/rewarding/scaring children. Parents will have family friends dress up to play the parts and come and visit the house. And if their kids have been especially bad that year, they’ll provide the devil (in advance) with a list of all their little crimes committed during the year, just to let the kids know that the devil really is watching, and knows what you’re up to all year long! Hilarious!

Learning about new customs and traditions is one of the great joys of living in a foreign country, and the Czech Christmas traditions have been no exception! Not sure what I can expect for Easter (a rabid Easter Bunny who offers either chocolates or a lifetime of rage-induced foaming-at-the-mouth fits, depending on how well-behaved the kids have been?) but I can’t wait to find out! ;-)

Flat Frustration

Ugh.

That’s how I feel right now in regards to my living situation. Where to begin?

Well I’ve been looking for a flat for the last two and a half months, but ultimately it has been completely unsuccessful, and technically I’m still homeless. I’ve been camping it out at Carolyn’s since September 30th, and all of our efforts to look for a place to live have fallen apart.

Back in October Alasdair and I decided it would be cool to share a place together, and started our Great Flat Search 2006 with the help of our good friend Ivana. We naively thought that in just a week or two we’d be able to secure something, but this proved to be quite delusional. We were searching for a furnished, 2-bedroom flat somewhere relatively close to the city centre, either in Vinohrady, Zizkov, or Vrsovice ideally, but apparently these don’t exist. We searched and searched and searched, and either places would claim to be 2-bedroom but what they actually meant was that one person would have a bedroom and another would live in the living room (forget that!), or weren’t furnished, or were way out in the sticks far from the city centre, or were way out of our price range.

And then, by a miracle of all miracles, a place that met our criteria would magically appear, only we’d phone to find out that it had already been taken. Or, we’d set up an appointment to view a place, and then on the day of, or merely a few hours before our viewing time, they’d phone us back and say it was just taken! Ultimate rage! Since neither Al nor I speak Czech, poor Ivana has been acting as our devoted middle man and making all our phonecalls and arrangements. Having the Czech connection has helped a lot, but even she has become frustrated with the whole process.

Well this game went on for about two months until December rolled around, and we reached a breaking point. Nearing desperation, Al and I decided that maybe, in addition to continuing looking for 2-bedroom flats, we’d also look for places where we’d be living in our own, and whatever came along first, we’d take. We were saddened at the thought of us good buddies being separated, but I guess at this point beggars can’t be choosers, right?

And then, in the last week or so, things started to look up for us. Ivana had been working hard with a new agent to line-up some new flats, and then, the ultimate flat appeared. It was a studio/bachelor (or 1+1 in Czech terms), furnished, in a nice neighbourhood not too far out from the city centre, on a tram/night-tram line, and within my price range! I checked out some photos of it online and it appeared to be a clean, cute, charming flat. Wow! Just what I’ve been looking for!! We made an appointment to view it the next day and I crossed my fingers. Things just felt right with this flat, and I had confidence that it was going to work out.

And then, with only a few hours left before viewing time, Ivana phoned to tell me that our appointment had been cancelled. Apparently the flat is owned by an old lady who doesn’t own a cell phone, and the real estate agent lady had been trying for two days to get a hold of her to set up the viewing, and hadn’t had any luck at all. BUT, another flat had come up, and this one was a 2-bedroom (called 3+1 in CzechLand) and we could check it out that day. Hooray!

Al and I met up with Eva and Anna (two other Czech friends who have been total sweethearts by acting as our translators during our views) to go and see this new possibility. Turned out that the flat was in a rather dodgy neighbourhood, but we crossed our fingers and hoped for the best.

We went inside and the flat was pretty much a dive. It was old and ugly, and nearly completely devoid of furniture anyway. One bedroom had nothing but a floor and four walls, and the other was filled with FUGLY Communist shelving built into the walls. It even had a bed built into the shelf. The bathroom was alright, and so was the kitchen, but the living room didn’t have nary a sofa, table, or chair in sight. Empty. The only thing cool about the flat was that it had quite a nice view of the city from it’s 7th floor balcony, but you can’t move into a crap apartment just cause you like the view from the balcony! We turned it down immediately, but I emphasized to the agent that I’d *really* like to view the first flat, and that if she got a hold of the mysteriously disappearing old lady to please let me know ASAP.

The weekend went by and still no word on the old lady, or any new flats. Then Ivana phoned with some news that another 1+1 had come up! It wasn’t in the best location, and was a bit out of my price range, but I thought I’d go and look at it anyway. Who knows, maybe it’s like this secret gorgeous luxurious penthouse suite overlooking the castle and river with built-in jacuzzi and cabana boy? I guess we’ll see…

The appointment was for quite early in the morning, on a day when I didn’t have to wake up early for classes. I woke up, got showered and dressed, and was just about to head out the door when… Yes, you guessed it… We found out that flat had already been taken… FUCK FUCK FUCK! Somebody got to the cabana boy before I did? DAMMIT!

And yes, still no word on the old lady. Surely at this point she must be dead. I mean no one’s away from their land-line phone for *that* long! I told Ivana to tell the agent that if the old lady had kicked the bucket I’d still take the flat. Nothing that a little Febreze can’t take care of! ;-)

In the meantime, Alasdair started his own solo-flat search. Well guess what? He got the first place he looked at. The first bloody flat!!! WTF? I’ve been searching high and low for weeks now and no luck, and he finds a home in a day. Man, I just don’t get it. Granted, his is shared accommodation with two Finnish girls, and I’m looking to live alone (selfish Scotty), but still….give this Canadian a break!!

So here I am, mid-December, and still sans-flat. I’m frustrated and feeling deflated, but will continue on. I mean, really, what other choice do I have? All I can say is thank god for Ivana who’s been my real estate saviour here…otherwise I would’ve gone mad ages ago.

Well it’s almost Christmas, and the weather has turned cold, but I’ve since turned my gaze to Charles Bridge… Surely there must be some cubby-hole under the bridge that I can move into? At least with living there I would indeed have fab views of the river and castle… And hey who knows, maybe there’s some homeless lonely cabana boy also taking shelter under the bridge? Hmmm…things are looking up? ;-)

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Have Holiday, Will Travel

...sounds like a good philosophy to me! :-)

Mid-November rolled around and a random Czech holiday had nearly snuck up on me. November 17th is The Struggle For Freedom & Independence holiday here in CR, and this year it fell on a Friday. My classes for Thursday had also been cancelled, so this left our young protagonist with a very rare and precious 4-day weekend. What’s a boy to do when he’s got four days off from work and no prior commitments?

He goes to Berlin, that’s what he does! ;-)

I’ve got a good friend who I hadn’t seen in ages living in Berlin, and with the German capital being only a short 5-hour train ride away from Prague, this was an opportunity too good to give up. For all of you committed h-core bloggies, you’ll remember my friends Clara and Maddie – two German girls that I met during my hellish 3-day journey by land from rural remote northern Laos to middle-of-nowhere Vietnam last August during Project Wanderlust. Well I’ve stayed in touch with the girls, and Clara was very kind to offer up her place for me to say. Woohoo!

I boarded the train at Hlavni Nadrazi (Czech for ‘Main Station’) and thoroughly enjoyed the ride to Berlin. The train journey was smooth and very relaxing – and also very scenic. The whole leg from Prague to the Czech/German border followed along the winding Vltava River in a steep valley, and I was awarded with fine river views on this beautiful day. Crossing the border was a breeze, and with two more stamps added into my passport (Score! Let’s rack ‘em up! My brand new passport is far too empty and virgin-like…) I crossed into Deutschland just like that. The rest of the ride was through flat countryside, but it was very green and serene. And full of way-cool wind farms!

On a side note, you may be interested to know that Germany is one of Europe’s leaders in providing alternative sources of energy for its citizens. I saw literally dozens upon dozens of huge wind mills all along the way – quite graceful and pretty in their own way, if you ask me – and it was inspiring to see a country be so dedicated to renewable energy. I wish that the Czech Republic – and Canada for that matter! – put more of an effort into green energy. Go Germany!

The journey to Berlin may have been smooth and peaceful, but my arrival was not. Prior to departing Prague, I had made arrangements with Clara to meet her at Zoo Station. Berlin’s got several large train stations throughout the city, and not knowing which one my train would arrive in, we chose the mainish station that was most convenient for her. Well you know what they say about ‘best-laid plans’ and all that jazz…

The train rolled into Huptbaunhof – Berlin’s brand spanking new Central Station (why hadn’t we thought of meeting here?? Oh the irony of logic sometimes!) Clara was not in sight, and I was not able to reach her on my mobile (which had ceases operational status upon entry in Germany). So, being the intrepid and independent traveller that I am, I thought I’d be uber-savvy and find my own way to Zoo Station to meet her. Zoo Station was only three stops away on the S-Bahn (an elevated train, quite similar to Vancouver’s SkyTrain) and on the way there I was so proud of myself for finding my own there and figuring out the colourful snakes-and-ladders network that is Berlin’s mass transit. Sometimes I’m so clever I even impress myself!

Hmmm…don’t be so quick to pat yourself on the back, Scotty!

I arrived at Zoo and was slightly confused when I couldn’t find Clara there either. Turns out that she had realized our station mix-up quite a while before I did, and had gone to the Central Station to meet me! Somehow in the chaos of the station we didn’t see each other on the platform, and thinking that I had accidentally stayed on the train, she hopped on the s-Bahn herself to chase the train to one of Berlin’s northern stations. And, unsurprisingly, couldn’t find Scotty there either!

It was at this point that I decided to swallow the bitter pill of defeat and attempt to use a German public phone to give Clara a ring. This proved to be more difficult than I anticipated, and was only successful I garnering angry recorded messages from the German Operator Lady. Hmmm….now what?

After receiving some rather confusing instructions from the young boy working at the station’s info desk, I gave the payphone another go and this time it worked. A relieved Clara instructed me very specifically to meet her at the McDonald’s at Zoo and to not go anywhere else, and so that I did.

Twenty minutes later Clara showed up, and it was so wonderful to see her. She looked so fresh and clean and stylish – quite a contrast from the last time I saw her, where we had been awake all night on a god-awful tourist bus in Vietnam, and lord knows when we had last showered at that point… It’s a wonder what giving someone a shower, some make-up, and putting them in fashionable non-backpacker clothes can do to change one’s appearance!

Clara then brought me to her English class at Berlin Free University where she studies Business. It was pretty cool actually – her fellow students were all very bright and friendly, and had an excellent command of English. I was a bit of a ‘special guest’, and got to mix and mingle with the students while they were working in their discussion groups. Cool stuff. Both of us felt pretty beat, so after class went back to Clara’s for some pizza delivery and crashed early.

The next day was a fantastic and fun-filled day! Clara had school all day so this gave Scotty the chance to take another stab at being the intrepid, independent traveller. I dusted off my ‘Scotty Takes On Berlin’ cap and headed out for a full day in the city all on my own.

Berlin turned out to be a truly fabulous city, and won me over immediately. Berlin is not at all what you would expect. Most people I know have images of the German capital as being this somewhat boring, stuffy, grey, dirty, concrete Communist sprawl, lacking the sparkle and glitter of other European capitals. Well, those images are completely wrong. Berlin may have had shades of those stereotypes at one time, but certainly not now. Berlin is a city that has come so far in such a short time. The city is a true survivor, and has reinvented itself a number of times. Left completely devastated and in total ruin after The Second World War, the city has managed to pull the pieces back together, and become one of the continent’s – no, the world’s – most cosmopolitan, vibrant, and dynamic urban centres. Berlin may have been bombed to hell and burnt to the ground, fought over and ripped apart, divided and split, conquered and liberated, shattered apart and torn to shreds thanks to the woes and whims of war and larger powers, but the city, like a phoenix rising out of the ashes (such a cliché, I know, but completely and perfectly appropriate for here) has been reborn as something new. Berlin may still have many scars left from her past, but she now wears them with honour, proud of what she’s become, and determined to move on – but never forget- her terrible past.

Sprinkled with as many modern architectural wonders as historical treasures, Berlin is a grand city with wide, sweeping boulevards, beautiful monuments from times past, enough world-class museums to rival London or Paris, an exciting nightlife that could keep pace with New York, and more greenery than almost any other European capital. Determined to see as much of this grandeur as I could, I set out on an ambitious agenda.

Beginning with a morning walk along the river, I ended up at Reischstag – the German parliament and Berlin’s most popular landmark. The Reischstag is a microcosm of Berlin herself. Having been burnt and destroyed in fires and war, the building received a new lease on life when Berlin was made the capital again after reunification, and reconstructed with a truly magnificent glass and steel dome designed by world-famous starchitect Sir Norman Foster. The dome offers stunning vistas of the whole city, and I took more pictures of the dazzling dome than I dare count.

Just a stone’s throw from the Reischstag is the Brandenburg Gate – Berlin’s other mega-popular landmark. The Brandenburg has somehow managed to escape war and division relatively unscathed, even with the fact that the Berlin Wall curtained her off from the West just a few metres away. With The Wall having been torn down, The Gate has regained her status as a central focal point for the city.

I took a few pictures here, and then turned around to see a – be still my beating heart – a real, honest-to-goodness Starbucks. Oh there is a god! Prague is sadly sans-Starbucks, and after my six-month employment stint for the corporate giant earlier this year, I’ve become quite addicted – and therefore in constant caramel macchiato withdrawal here in the Czech Republic. Well, some addictions you never give up, and this is one I was ready to jump back into, headfirst. And Oh My God did my cara-mac ever taste sinfully delicious! It was like the milk, espresso, vanilla, and caramel were having some kind of coffee orgy in my mouth. Oh please don’t stop now, oh yeah, that’s the spot. Mmmm….

After my defuckinglicious coffee treat I was tempted to have a cigarette, but passed up on the urge. Instead I made my way to Potsdamer Platz, another prime example of the city’s determination to rebuild. Potsdamer Platz was Europe’s busiest square – and one of Berlin’s poshest addresses – until WW2 came along. The square was blown apart and completely wiped off the map during the bombing, and then when the city was divided up by the powers that be, Potsdamer became a hellish no-man’s land where no one dared venture - unless they had a death wish. After reunification, Berlin was left with an urban wasteland right in the middle of the city, a disgusting blank space of an eyesore – and an urban planning opportunity like no other. The city took this chance to completely redesign a whole new old neighbourhood from scratch. Determined to make Potsdamer Platz the place to be again, PP was turned into Europe’s largest construction site. Fastforward a decade or so and today you’re left with an exciting, glittering, modern square full of offices and shops, parks and fountains, classy hotels, designer boutiques, and a full range of cafes and restaurants. And most importantly, people – lots and lots of people. Life has returned to PP in a big way, and no visit to Berlin is complete without a visit to this still-growing neighbourhood. Given my urban planning academic past, my pulse quickened upon nearing the square, and I spent a good part of the day just wandering around, taking it all in.

After Potsdamer I wandered around the city for a while longer, before making my way to Museum Island. Museum Island is just that – a small island in the river that is chock full of museums, all of which are large, gorgeous, and overflowing with paintings, sculptures, archaeological artefacts from every corner of the globe, and anything and everything else one would hope to find in a museum. I’m not sure how many museums there are in total, but the whole area now remains under the protection of UNESCO. I could only choose to visit one, and so I chose the grand-daddy of all museums – the Pergamon. The Pergamon is an archaeologist’s dream, and is full of antiquities from the world-over. It’s also mind-blowingly large, and in two hours I only had enough time to cover a small part of it. I took full advantage of the self-guided listening tour, and felt myself being drawn back in time as I meandered through the Ancient Greece wing. It was amazing!

I sadly had to depart the Pergamon much earlier than I would have liked (one could easily spend days and days there) and went to meet up with Clara at the Central Station again. We were meeting there cause Maddie, the third point in our lil German lovenest triangle, was coming in from Bremen to visit us for the weekend. After our happy reunion, we dropped off Maddie’s stuff at the flat and then went out for a delicious Persian dinner. Later on we met up with two of Clara’s schoolmates at a hot new nightclub, Magnet, for drinks and dancing. Magnet’s a rock club, and the five of us had quite a few beers and danced our asses off to the big rock hits. Good times had by all. I felt completely exhausted by the time we left, and it took forever and a day to get back to the flat. When we finally did I crashed and slept like the dead.

Clara and I woke up like around noon and so therefore had quite a late start to the day. When we finally dragged our butts out of the house we decided to go hang around Kurfurstendamm, or Kudamm as the locals call it. The Kudamm is a shopping mecca, and was absolutely packed with weekend shoppers when we were there. At the top end of Kudamm, near Zoo Station, is one of Berlin’s other more famous landmarks. It is here that lie the ruins of Kaiser-Wilhelm-Gedachtniskirche, or Memorial Church. This was one of Berlin’s largest places of worship prior to the war. The church was hit directly during a bombing raid, but only partially destroyed. The skeletal remains of the church have been left standing untouched as a war memorial – and a reminder to all about some of the horrors of the city’s not-so-distant past. A very sobering and haunting landmark looming high over such a blatantly consumerist shopping area.

We also went to go and check out Checkpoint Charlie, which is in another area of the city. Checkpoint Charlie was one of the gates of the Berlin Wall where troops could pass between the two sides, and it was near here where many people tried to escape over the wall. Not a lot of the actual site remains, but nearby is a small but remarkable museum dedicated to the struggles that people had in trying to get out, by any means possible, of East Berlin. Some of the stories of creative ways that people tried to escape were quite unbelievable, ranging from digging long tunnels under the wall, to having secret compartments in cars for smuggling passengers, to families building their own hot air balloons to sail over the border into safe countries. We met up with Maddie later on and went to a birthday party of a friend of Clara’s. It was a Mexican restaurant and we enjoyed our meal while delving into some pretty deep philosophical conversations over dinner. We stayed til quite late and the headed home to sleep.

The next day, Sunday, was my last in town, and we decided to take it pretty easy. We went out for lunch to have kebaps – Persian meaty wrap-like things – quite tasty! We wandered around some cool neighbourhoods not far from the station, and Clara showed me some more traditional German hofs – small courtyard-like squares built inside buildings – that Berlin is known for. We of course made time for a Starbucks break, and then it was time for me to catch my train. I said goodbye to the lovely Clara and then enjoyed the quiet ride back to Prague. It was dark most of the way but a nice journey nonetheless.

I arrived back in Prague around 9:30pm at night and it was time to head home. Back to work tomorrow…bummer! But, it was truly a wonderful holiday, and I’d love to go back to Berlin again sometime. In my four days there I only touched a small part of the city’s sights, and I’d love to see more. And I absolutely love the fact that I am now living in a part of the world where for long weekends I get to go to cool places like Berlin! It sure as hell beats weekend trips to Duluth or Nipigon! Haha! ;-) I wonder where I’ll end up on the next long weekend?

And oh yeah, photos will follow soon! And there'll be a lot. A LOT.